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| It says sky striker, but there better not be any sky strikers in there! |
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| Just shooting away the backing tape with a chain gun... |
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| Ok! The tape and two flaps are gone. |
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| All four flaps are open! Time for one of Destro's patented Pimp Daddy Destro Dance Party moments. |
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| Gotta shoot away some packing paper... |
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| All the paper is gone! Just there are some plastic bubble packing force fields. The chain gun will make fast work of those. |
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| Gotta take a breather after all of that shooting. Destro's arm is throbbing from the vibrations of the the minigun. |
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| Now he's gotta pop open the fortress's regular packing... |
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| Destro figures this is what it must feel like for one of his customers when they open up their first shipment of his massive and powerful weapons that in no way compensate for shortcomings in other areas. |
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| Ok Charley, have the crane pull the packaging UP! |
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| Thank goodness, the instructions to put together the new modular fortress as still intact. |
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| Dear Insane Person: Congrats on your purchase of this premium Tower of Doom(tm) model Super Villain Headquarters and Lair! Your Tower of Doom(tm) Super Villain Headquarters and Lair can be assembled in seven steps with tools found in any hardware store or prison shop facility. |
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| 1. Remove cardboard/steel protective reinforcement. |
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| 2. Place laser gun turret atop tower. Feel free to rotate it from side to side while making "baCHEW! baCEW!" or "kaPOW! kaPOW!" sounds and imaging death of your enemies, boss, or difficult clients. |
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| "BaChewbaCHEWbaCHEW! The check is in mail? I got your MAIL right here!!!! BaCHEWbaCHEWbaCHEW!" |
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| 3. Construct Command Chair truss assembly. |
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| 4. Attach Command Chair to Command Chair truss assembly. For your comfort and convenience, the Command Chair has been equated with several knobs that can be used to adjust chair height and lumbar support. |
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| 4.1 Feel free to try out the Command Chair and Command Chair truss assembly sliding action while saying "wheeeeee!" |
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| Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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| Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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| Destro knows that Cobra Commander is going to be so jealous he doesn't have a Command Chair or Command Chair truss assembly over at the Terrordrome. |
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| 5. Become familiar with the Computerized Data Kiosk. Decals of computers, screens and readouts will need to be applied before Computerized Data Kiosk can be brought fully online. |
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| 6. Valuables, such as suitcases of cash made from illegal arms sales, can be safely stored in one of several reinforced vaults found throughout the facility. |
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| Holy crap, this thing looks awesome! |
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| Hello??? Helllllllo? Is anyone there? |
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| Please step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly. |
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| 7. To activate Trap Door feature, pull the Trap Door Latch up and away from the wall. Keep pulling until the Trap Door Feature fires. |
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| Best base EVAH! ::Pimp Daddy Destro Dance Party Time:: |
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| Its still ::Pimp Daddy Destro Dance Party Time:: |
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| "Hey! This use to by MY Tower of Doom," said Dr. Doom. "I'm sure we can work something out," said Destro. "Messa wanna get outta heeah," said Jar Jar. |
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| "Your MARS Industry Time Share Agreements seems quite reasonable," said Dr. Doom. "We are MARS Industries are always happy to work with intelligent dictator tyrants bent on world domination," said Destro "Annie! Padme! Somebody HEEEEEELP me!" said Jar Jar. |
